We are a fantasy baseball league whose draft is scheduled for May 1. Ten men enter (or nine or eight), and one man leaves.

Tuesday, April 20, 2021

Hard at Work - For You

Being league (Beloved) Commissioner for Life is much like being the progressive and public-spirited governor of a state with a conservative and mean-spirited legislature, and I mean that in the most loving way possible. I have made, and will continue to make, determinations about questions of position eligibility with only the welfare and smooth functioning of the league as my governing principle.

But remember that poor Democratic governor. Zie (gender neutral - very progressive) can only do zir best while accepting the fact the mad cow posse (if I may playfully and respectfully so describe) that is zir state's legislature may overturn and nullify zir decisions. Here are the latest and hottest: Giancarlo Stanton is a left fielder, Shohei Ohtani is a right fielder and Alex Verdugo is a center fielder.

Unless you (already gender neutral - good job!) by majority say otherwise. Now is the time to raise those questions.



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